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Coffee+Crumbs: A Stink Bug Tried to Mate with Me

I live in Georgia, where the spiders and bugs are the size of dinosaurs. Since we don’t have enough freezing …

Melanie DaleMarch 15, 2019, 10:52 amDecember 25, 2019 Comments Off on Coffee+Crumbs: A Stink Bug Tried to Mate with Me
Blog, Relationships

Coffee+Crumbs: Middle-Aged Sexy Time

“Agghh! My back! Why did you do that?!” I gasped. “I was trying to be sexy,” Alex admitted sheepishly. “I …

Melanie DaleFebruary 8, 2019, 10:49 amDecember 25, 2019 Comments Off on Coffee+Crumbs: Middle-Aged Sexy Time
Blog, General

Coffee+Crumbs: We’re Pooper Scoopers

Last spring I got a new dog, Khaleesi, Protector of the Dale Kingdom, Mother of Maltipoos. Spring in Georgia is …

Melanie DaleJanuary 15, 2019, 1:23 pmDecember 25, 2019 Comments Off on Coffee+Crumbs: We’re Pooper Scoopers
Blog, Parenting

Coffee+Crumbs: The Most Isolating Thing I’ve Ever Experienced

I plod up the steps and open the door into the waiting room of the therapist’s office, coaxing my child …

Melanie DaleDecember 7, 2018, 11:11 amDecember 25, 2019 Comments Off on Coffee+Crumbs: The Most Isolating Thing I’ve Ever Experienced
Blog, Parenting

Coffee+Crumbs: Moms Should Get a Pass for Public Peeing

Once there was a young mom. Well, young-ish. Okay, middle-ish mom with small children. Medium children. Okay, once there was …

Melanie DaleNovember 30, 2018, 10:32 amDecember 25, 2019 Comments Off on Coffee+Crumbs: Moms Should Get a Pass for Public Peeing
Blog, Infertility

Coffee+Crumbs: When Getting Pregnant Gets Hard

Monica: “I can’t believe this. My uterus is an inhospitable environment? I’ve always tried so hard to be a good …

Melanie DaleOctober 29, 2018, 2:33 pmDecember 25, 2019 Comments Off on Coffee+Crumbs: When Getting Pregnant Gets Hard
Blog, Parenting

Coffee+Crumbs: I See You, Teenage Daughter

Dropping the kids off for camp each year is a big event requiring weeks of preparation on my part to …

Melanie DaleSeptember 17, 2018, 11:19 amDecember 25, 2019 Comments Off on Coffee+Crumbs: I See You, Teenage Daughter
Blog, Parenting

Coffee+Crumbs: Restaurant People

It’s summer and writing is hard. The space around me has shrunk to next to nothing with the kids home, …

Melanie DaleJuly 16, 2018, 12:21 pmDecember 25, 2019 Comments Off on Coffee+Crumbs: Restaurant People
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Coffee+Crumbs: The Coconuts Stayed On

You know those friends who keep life interesting? Everyone has them. Your fun friends, the ones with whom anything can …

Melanie DaleJune 10, 2018, 4:20 pmDecember 25, 2019 Comments Off on Coffee+Crumbs: The Coconuts Stayed On
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Coffee+Crumbs: Just Do It Scared

My daughter learned to swim while screaming. My son was fearless in the water. When Elliott was two, I’d start …

Melanie DaleMay 14, 2018, 11:51 amDecember 25, 2019 Comments Off on Coffee+Crumbs: Just Do It Scared

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